I get a lot of amazing stuff in my mailbox. Sometimes it's too good to dump in the thrash. So read and enjoy the wicked world of spam!
donderdag 2 mei 2013
Salaam.
Salaam,
My name is Aliyah Khalifa, I am girl from Libya, Please accept my apology if my mode of contacting you will in any way offend you.
I am compelled to contact you via this medium for obvious reasons which you will understand when we discuss details of my proposition.
I am contacting you based on my desire to invest in your country.I am from Libya in North Africa.
Through this letter I am seeking your urgent co-operation and an opportunity to invest and do business with you as my partner in in your country. I have a sizable asset to invest, the total amount is(Two Million United State Dollars) and I would like to work with you in doing business as i have just little idea about business.
I have inherited this fund from my late father who was Gold and Diamond dealer before he died as result of the civil war in my country.
You may discuss it with your family if you wish, as this is a long lasting business relationship.I am looking forward to your positive confirmation to enable me discuss details and proceedings.
Yours Sincere
Aliyah
Kate Johnson.
Hello, please accept my apology and pardon my manner for writing you this way without getting to know you well before now.I'm sending you this letter to seek your attention on my health condition.My Name is Kate Johnson currently on sick bed for breast cancer,My medical report confirmed less hope for survival.I need Godly person to handle humanitarian project in my Name. Read my attached letter for more:
Hello, Apology for invading your privacy. I was looking through my email book then came across your email as the spirit lead, being praying for direction to meet someone that can be trusted with my life endeavors for humanitarian project. I’m Kate Johnson 70yrs old from England affected with cancer of the breast and my condition has deteriorated to stage 4.
My surgical specialist has confirmed that it will difficult to survive my next upcoming surgery base on my age. A medical report check on me also confirmed that as well. Right now, am left with no hope as a childless widow.
According to my medical report, I might not live more than 1 month after or during my upcoming surgery. Considering my medical report, I have been touched by the lord to give my inheritance from my late husband to less privilege through a Godly hearted person as my spirit leads for good work to humanity rather to allow my heartless relatives to use my hard earned funds inappropriately.
I have been Praying to God for direction to meet a Godly minded person, I was touched to write you after spotting your email address, I thought of giving you a try by writing to know more about you.
I need to know you better and see if you can handle a humanitarian project in my name (KATE JOHNSON HOME OF THE NEEDY) I am willing to donate my life endeavor to the poor through a Godly minded person since am left with no hope of living any longer.
Do you have yahoo messenger for instant communication we need to understand ourselves better and acknowledge my reasons for making this decision. Well, I want to know you more as soon as possible because I don’t know how soon I will be book for surgery.
Do you have a webcam? I will like to know you facially as we progress.
I Wait your Reply.
Kate Johnson
woensdag 3 april 2013
What will be your percentage?
Dearest One,
Accept my apology if this mail in any way offends you. However, please give attention to it if it interests your person.
I am Ms. Raisa Aban Jamal a Canadian with Lebanese origin. I am a widow, as I lost my husband in the Libya conflict years ago. I and my late husband works for United Nations Aid group and that was where he was killed while helping the war affected people in the country of Libya.
Presently I am in Syria precisely in Damascus. It happened that few months back, we intercepted a group of rebel soldiers carrying some luggage's which we thought were arms, and on getting closer to them with the help of the military support, they flew away and left those luggage's.
We took the luggages to our office in Damascus, and when we opened them we discovered arms in some of them while, one out of the luggage's contain huge some of money worth $7,500,000.00 (Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars Only)
We tried to contact that group but, all our effort was fruitless. However among those people with me when we intercepted the funds, have been killed recently by bombs, and very soon my mission here will come to an end.
However, my contact to you is for you to act as the owner of the luggage to enable UN diplomatic delivery agent bring the luggage to your country through the underground work which I have done already.
As the head of my department, I am the only one aware of the fund for now, and from the way the fund is packed, no one will ever dictate the true content without been told, so if you have accept to receive the funds in your country in cash through diplomatic means, please get back to me for more details. It is going to be a risk free transaction if only you will adhere to my instruction because; the matter is in my care.
Please note that there will be no telephone calls because all telephone conversations are been monitored here in the UN office. What will be your percentage after you receive the fund?
Best regards,
Ms. Raisa Aban Jamal
vrijdag 8 maart 2013
Click hier.
Geachte klant,
De Rabo spendeert veel aandacht en zorg aan de beveiliging en integriteit van al onze bankrekeningen.
Graag vragen wij u dan ook aandacht voor het volgende.
Afgelopen jaar is de Rabo bank, samen met veel andere nederlandse banken, doelwit geworden van grootschalig internetfraude.
Daarom zijn wij afgelopen maanden een grootschalig project gestart om dit te bestrijden.
Alle online bankrekeningen dienen te worden gekoppeld aan nieuw ontwikkeld beveiligingssysteem, waarmee verdachte bewegingen en ontwikkelingen op
uw online bankrekening sneller worden getraceerd en opgelost.
Er is geconstateerd dat uw online Rabo rekening nog niet voorzien is van het nieuwe beveiligingssysteem.
Wij vragen u dan ook 5-10 minuten van uw tijd om deze update compleet te maken, om zo de beveiliging te voltooien.
Gebruikt u onderstaande link:
CLICK HIER
Na de update zal er door een van onze medewerkers nog contact met u worden opgenomen om het gehele proces te voltooien.
Wanneer het gehele proces gereed is zal u weer als vanouds gebruik kunnen maken van het online bankieren via Rabo .
Wij willen u alvast bedanken voor uw medewerking.
Hoogachtend,
Rabo ONLINE
Copyright 2013, Rabo Bank nl
This may sound strange and unbelievable to you.
NOTICE OF BEQUEST
On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr.Joseph Ebert, I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter returned undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address on the WILL.
I wish to notify you that Late Engr.Joseph Ebert made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand Euro (7,500,000.00 Euro) to you in the codicil and last testament to his WILL.
This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were recommended to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good. Engr.Joseph Ebert until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers. He had a very good heart and was a philanthropist.His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life time.
Late Engr.Joseph Ebert died on the 13th day of January 2008, at the age of 80 years, and his WILL is now ready for execution. According to him this money is to support your humanitarian activities and to help the poor and the needy in our society.
Please if I reach you this time as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job.
I hope to hear from you in no distant time through the email address or phone number below.
Email: howardfm@live.co.uk
Tel +44 795 526 3846
Regards,
Ebert Smith
Secretary to Howard Freeman
De heer Christian Eich was van Duitse afkomst.
Beste vriend
Mijn naam is Roland Matuya ik ben de credit manager bij Chartered Bank Johannesburg Zuid-Afrika, Ik schrijf u over een zakelijk voorstel om een grote som geld Ђ 4,5 miljoen Euro (Ђ 4,500.000) over te brengen naar uw land. Dit rekening behoorde tot de heer Christian Eich, een klant van onze bank, die samen met zijn familie stierf in een vliegtuigcrash.
De heer Christian Eich was van Duitse afkomst. Ik heb de medewerking van een buitenlandse partner als u het geld in uw land. Dit geld is slapende op de rekening van onze late klant sinds het jaar 1999.
We hebben gelopen grondig gecontroleerd om eventuele nabestaanden te vinden zonder succes. ik heb
besloten om contact met u op, zodat we het geld om te voorkomen dat onze regering schatkist het geld te verzamelen als niet-opgeлiste fondsen.
Ik zal er alles aan doen door de hulp van mijn advocaat aan alle wettelijke documenten te krijgen, zodat onze bank het geld over op uw naam als juridisch begunstigde / partner van de wijlen de heer Christian Eich.
Uw plicht zal zijn om de fondsen te ontvangen en ons het geld te investeren in uw land te helpen.
Voor uw hulp, ontvangt u 40% van het totale bedrag, terwijl de resterende 60% wordt verdeeld tussen mijn collega's en ik
Let op: er is geen risico in deze transactie.
Neem contact met mij op als je geпnteresseerd bent, via mijn prive e-mail: r.matuya@aim.com voor meer details.
Lees dit: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
Met vriendelijke groet,
De heer R. Matuya
THE DESK OF USMAN SALIF
FROM THE DESK OF USMAN SALIF THE AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING SECTION MANAGER.
Dear Friend,
I know that this message will come to you as a surprise. I am Usman Salif, the Auditing and Accounting section manager with African Development Bank, Ouagadougou Burkina faso. I Hope that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that I am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families.
I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($39.5) Million Dollars only to your account within 10 or 14 banking days. This money has been dormant for years in our Bank without claim.I want the bank to release the money to you as the nearest person to our deceased customer late Mr.George Small who died along with his supposed next of kin in an air crash since 31st October 1999.
I don't want the money to go into government treasury as an abandoned fund. So this is the reason why I am contacting you so that the bank can release the money to you as the next of kin to the deceased customer. Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you are not interested.
Upon receipt of your reply, I will give you full details on how the business will be executed and also note that you will have 40% of the above mentioned sum if you agree to handle this business with me.
I am expecting your urgent response as soon as you receive my message.
Best Regard,
Usman.
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